If you're in Normandy and you yearn for a conversation which is more complicated than, "With ice, please," you are well served to stay in a British run B&B. We found a lovely B&B on a farm near Hambye through the Holiday Lettings website for $85 Euro/night and since it was conveniently located half way between the Normandy Beaches and Mont Saint Michel (a little over an hour in both directions) we were able to sleep in the same bed for three nights in a row. It was also located only 1 1/2 hours due south of Cherbourg which was convenient since we booked passage on the Irish Ferries line from Cherbourg to County Wexford.
You might think that the farm's location was the main attraction of a B&B like this, but it was really the conversation and the farm itself. When we first arrived, the proprietors invited us inside for tea and we had such a good time talking--and the children had such a great time running around the farm--that we didn't ignore the children's pleas to visit Mont Saint Michel on a different day.
The kids quickly made friends with the farm's ponies, dogs, and turtles, and picked plums from the trees steps away from the door. The girl also ran to the duck/chicken coup first thing in the morning, last thing at night, and nearly hourly in-between to find fresh eggs which tasted like butter when fried up.
One night, we stayed up until 1:00am chatting with a lovely family from Holland about WWII, European travel, and how Snooki is ruining America's image abroad. Speaking of which, did you know that many Europeans think the Jersey Shore and Housewives depict the average American? I swear it's true. The Dutch family seemed sincerely surprised when we showed the smallest interest in their culture, history, and in putting together complete sentences. They also thought most Americans were likely to pretend acquaintances were their best friends and end each conversation with the words " I love you." I would reiterate my "call to travel" to all Americans whose children are better behaved than mine, but I have great potential to sound tiresome quickly.
Let me just say that the American trophy wife who called the B&B to cancel her reservation because she discovered that the farm was too far from her husband's meeting in Paris AND that Normandy Beaches were NOT in fact in the northern suburbs of Paris didn't help the cause any. Now, you may be thinking that this is a judgmental statement from the woman who didn't know (until college) that the National Mall was a grassy area with no stores, but I know well enough not to call Europeans and publicize my stupidity. So, my real problem with the trophy wife isn't so much that she didn't know her geography, as much as she decided to share her discovery with non-Americans. After all, would it have killed the woman to just pretend her trip was cancelled?
So, as you can see, we spent a lot of time explaining that phony, under-educated Americans were the exception and not the rule, and much of the night was spent explaining to the Dutch family that the lack of American tourists in rural Europe is in no way a sign of disinterest, but a product of short vacation times and a mobile populace. After all, if you have 2 to 3 weeks of vacation a year and you live 1,000 miles from your extended family, much of your vacation time will be spent traveling to see that family at the expense of international travel. I think we made some in-roads here, but someone has got to keep trophy wives away from international phone lines, and American reality TV away from the Europeans!
The Irish Ferry:
There are two ports in Northern France which run ferries to Ireland--Rosscoff and Cherbourg. If you're visiting D-Day landing beaches, Cherbourg is your port which happened to be both the second to last scheduled stop by Titanic, and the tip of the peninsula isolated by the D-Day Allied troops. The port was destroyed by the Germans before they gave it up, but it will be in good condition when you visit.
You have several choices for ferries from France to Ireland: Celtic Link Ferries, Brittany Ferries, A Ferries, and Irish Ferries. Each have a different schedule and cost, but we chose Irish Ferries because they traveled during the night, the sail days fit our schedule best, and we wanted to support the Irish economy. However, if you expect Irish citizens to greet you once aboard the ship, you will be disappointed. If you think they must be French then, you're wrong again. The truth is that Irish Ferries employs--by and large--Eastern Europeans which in theory is not a problem, but if you expect to be embraced by Irish warmth and witticism, you'll need to wait until the ferry docks in Rosslare. On the positive side, the staff cleans up the product of sea sickness with efficiency and little or no emotion.
Now, the ferry is no bargain. We paid about 900 Euro for the car, two adults, two children and a four bed stateroom with a private bathroom. This is roughly double the cost of flying RyanAir from a suburb of Paris to Dublin even after you add all of RyanAir's fees, but if you add the cost of airport parking, renting a car in Ireland, and a hotel room for two nights (the ferry is underway one night there, and one night back), you may decide that 200 additional Euros for the experience of sailing the English Channel and Irish Sea is a good deal. This, of course, assumes the seas are calm and you do not suffer from sea sickness--which was the case for us in only one direction.
Gross aside: There are two things you don't want to forget when you visit Europe--a Phillips head screw driver (I'll explore this in future posts. It has nothing to do with this one) and Dramamine (this drug has everything to do with this post!) If you think you can buy Dramamine onboard an Irish Ferry, think again. Our ferry only sold sea sickness wrist bands which we purchased for everyone except my husband (who is maddeningly immune from sea sickness--doing nothing to further my claim of genetic superiority), however, the wrist bands were no match for a ferry diving through gale-force-wind-fueled seas. If you've never been aboard a ship that comes to a dead stop when confronted by a wave that explodes off the bow and sprays the windows up to the eighth deck, completely obscuring the horizon, riding an Irish Ferry--whose captain is a madman (and surprisingly Irish)--is your chance. However, you can only stay in the common areas of the eighth deck for about an hour before the smell and sight of sea sickness brings forward a bout of your own, causing you to abandon your work via Wifi and use your personal shower for a purpose for which it was never intended. As a further aside, if you think your husband can't hear you in the bathroom, you're wrong. He won't comment on the inhuman sounds you make, nor the unexpected use of the shower, but your son will as soon as you come out.
Speaking of coming out, I can't post this without mentioning once again the inappropriate humor of my son. See, the name of our ferry was "The Oscar Wilde" and a few years ago we saw an Irish Candid Camera-type comedian tell tourists in front of the Oscar Wilde monument in Dublin that he had to warn them that Oscar Wilde was gay. The tourists were predictably annoyed that this was an issue, but ever since then, we can't mention the name "Oscar Wilde" without saying, "I have to warn you that Oscar Wilde was gay." So, my son was enormously amused when we booked aboard the Oscar Wilde which happens to have a public area named the Gaiety Lounge (he snapped the picture below). He also snapped the picture of the menu from the Gaiety Lounge which is blurry (also below), but legible. Before you ask, yes, we know we have failed as parents.
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